“The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the raspberry-laden foe but also the raspberries.”
Monty Python’s Flying Circus (via britishcomedy)
“One always overcompensates for disabilities. I’m thinking of having my entire body surgically removed.”
Douglas Adams (via britishcomedy)
David Attenborough lends his recognizable voice to a different kind of nature video on the Graham Norton show, proving that he can provide credibility to almost anything with his vo work
(Source: Laughing Squid)
Going to the supermarket at 8:30am is like going on public transportation at midnight.
The crazy to normal ratio is far, far too high.
do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
(via i-aint-bovvered)
Let me tell you this, you were the best man and the most human being that I have ever known.
(Source: thislifeinanutshell, via anarmydoctor)
The Harry Potter Fandom Can Do Anything.
We can make a puppet show.
We can make a musical.
We can make a second musical.
We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.
We can take a famous line from the movie and change it.
We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie.
We can take things way too literally.
We can take quote from a movie and prove it wrong.
We can take a whole movie quote and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take a commercial and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take a TV show and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take Disney and make it about Harry Potter.
We will forever take anything else that the actors are in and turn it into something Harry Potter.
We can make fun of something til there’s no tomorrow and still love everything about it.
We can turn Harry Potter into a religion.
We can turn mock the Dark Lord by making him sing pop songs.
Harry Potter will live on forever. The fandom will live on forever. Potterheads for life.
(Source: thezefronposter, via i-aint-bovvered)
(Source: ohhellosugar, via i-aint-bovvered)
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
SWEET LORD I AM ACTUALLY CRYING
I smiled so hard my face hurts. Also, my friends are no where near coordinated enough to pull this off. Amazing!
(via i-aint-bovvered)
